Graphic Tee — "I'm Not Stressed, I'm Just One Inconvenience Away From Committing Crimes" Funny Statement Shirt

Wear sarcasm loud and colorful.

This classic-fit t-shirt features a bold graffiti-style slogan with vibrant neon colors and playful street-art details that contrast sharply with the brutally honest message. It’s the kind of shirt that turns frustration into humor and gets reactions everywhere you go.

Perfect for casual days, coffee runs, work-from-home moods, or anytime life is testing your patience. The soft, breathable cotton keeps it comfortable all day, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to throw on and go. This tee isn’t just clothing — it’s a mood, a warning, and a conversation starter all in one.

Product features

• 100% cotton (solid colors), medium-weight 180 g/m²
• Classic unisex fit with crew neckline
• Soft, breathable fabric for everyday wear
• High-quality DTG/DTF printing for vivid, long-lasting colors
• Tear-away label for extra comfort
• Tubular knit with no side seams

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
• Non-chlorine bleach when needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean