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Blunt, cathartic, and unapologetically honest — this explicit funny t-shirt says what many people think but rarely say out loud:
“I had hopes. Then life said: fuck you.”
The bold, graffiti-style typography is layered in vibrant neon colors, playful doodles, and street-art details that clash perfectly with the raw message. It’s sarcastic, rebellious, and darkly funny — a punk-pop visual punch that turns frustration into wearable humor.
Crafted from soft, breathable 100% cotton, this mid-weight tee feels comfortable all day while holding its shape wash after wash. The relaxed fit and classic crew neckline make it easy to throw on for coffee runs, late-night drives, casual hangs, or anywhere honesty lands better than small talk.
Durable, high-detail printing keeps the colors sharp and the message loud — because some moods deserve to be seen.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean